One of those days
Me: Addie, what are you doing?
Addie: Huh?
Me: What are you doing?
Addie: Nothing.
Me: What was that sound I just heard?
Addie: What sound?
Me: That spraying sound. What was that?
Addie: Nothing.
We stare at one another for a moment; me raising my eyebrows and waiting, she with her hands on her hips.
Addie: I'm not even sure it was me.
I could have written it word for word myself. And I thank you for taking me off your imaginary friend list now that we have talked and conspired to steal my sister's shit...
Posted by: Sharpie | August 12, 2008 at 01:19 PM
So, what was the sound? Love
Posted by: Mom | August 12, 2008 at 03:45 PM
"I'm not even sure it was me."
!!!
Classic. ;)
Posted by: maggie, dammit | August 12, 2008 at 11:03 PM
Ha ha! You are going to have your hands full with that one, yup, yup, indeed.
Posted by: Beth | September 11, 2008 at 09:00 PM
Selective amnesia. I have it all the time.
Posted by: Mrs. G. | September 30, 2008 at 12:40 AM
Hello there. Where are your new posts?? You should start doing the 10 on Tuesday (or whatever day of the week you get to it) so that I have something to read. Yes, I want you to write simply for my entertainment. Please.
Posted by: Lizzie | October 01, 2008 at 11:53 AM
Mine, too!! Write for me~~I keep going to look at your blog and although the last one was priceless, I want more!! Love...
Posted by: Aunt Lindy | October 03, 2008 at 10:11 AM
Of course, I have no room to talk!! Thought I'd get that in before you did. Ha, Ha. Love...
Posted by: Aunt Lindy | October 03, 2008 at 10:12 AM
Mama did a 10 on tuesday...and she even spiced it up with her own twist......I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: Lizzie | October 07, 2008 at 10:23 PM